We can’t find a job, but out there somewhere is a swagger coach
Posted on 13. Dec, 2009 by Simon in Music, Pop Culture
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Considering how surreal the life of a famous musician can be, it’s certainly not surprising that many of them gravitate towards life-coaches.
Madonna found Kabbalah, The Beatles had Maharishi Mahesh Yogi and MJ had Bubbles the Chimp.
In just over two weeks however, it’s going to be 2010. Religious or zoological advisors are so totally played out. Consider the following enlightening excerpt from this month’s Maclean’s interview with Stratford pop-sensation Justin “I picked Usher over Timberlake” Bieber:
Q: It’s been reported that you have a “swagger” coach. Can you explain to me what is that?
A: It’s pretty simple, it’s basically a swagger coach, he kind of teaches me, he helps me just stay swaggerific. I don’t know.
Q: What is it to be swaggerific?
A: You don’t know? I mean, it swaggers. It’s confidence, it’s style, I don’t know how else to put it. It’s swagger. It’s a word.
Fuck I’m old.
Anupa
Dec 14th, 2009
Most annoying word of 2009: swagger (or it’s abbreviation, swag).
Simon
Dec 14th, 2009
To me, swag is still defined as what comes in a birthday loot bag.
Anupa
Dec 15th, 2009
Birthday swag is swagtastic.