T.O. finally gets it’s own version of The Hills with JacLife
Posted on 28. Apr, 2010 by jessekg in Internet, Pop Culture, Uncategorized
Oh. My. God. Did you guys, like, hear about this totally new reality show based in Toronto? It’s totally like my FSOT (fave show on TV ever!) The Hills, except the quality isn’t as good, it’s web-only, it’s only five minutes long, and there is like, you know, less action, and more, you know, just sitting around talking and crying. It’s called the JacLife and the best part is that these girls totally made up their own language, which is totally confusing so there is a simple online guide to help.
I’m going to try to speak in it, but like I said, this is some totally Dostoevsky type shit (who totally had a hipster beard) so it’s like really, really hard. First, here is the break down. Try to keep up, okay?
A step too far: taking something too far
Acne ridden: To have one, or a couple of zits (:P eww, so gross!)
Actually factually: this really just means actually, but factually totally rhymes with it so it just sounds really really awesome when you say it.
Are you mad/pissed: Oh my god, you say this when know that they are not actually factually mad and it’s just so, so, crazy.
Aspect: i think this means cute boys you want to go after (woooo!!!)
Awww mannn: said when something bad happens, like, “Awww mannn, my parents actually factually were late giving me my allowance this week so I have no idea how I am going to buy some B.C. (see next) for my totally hot date with that Aspect (see how easy it is to incorporate?)
Baby bobo: this is making fun of a baby voice, because we always like to talk in baby voices to each other because it makes whatever you say sound totally hot.
Baggayy: Baggy, but with more vowels.
Baha: it’s just like haha, but harder, so baha.
You know what is the best? You can go online and dress Jaclyn up in the outfits she designed herself (see below image), or even better, get adventurous and say, try pants on with no shirt, or just nothing at all. Just don’t take it “a step too far” and accidentally go out in nothing, cus I’ve actually factually done that before. Baha~!
Jaclyn is all over the news too, like on this Global news report where baggayyy clothes wearing Olds try to understand us Youngs. So gross, that reporter was totally acne ridden as a child. Eww, so gross. Jaclyn shoulda been like, “Are you mad” to her cus that would have totally been crazy. The report gets pretty scientific though when they try to explain what will happen when people that aren’t as lucky as the girls of JacLife don’t get their 15 minutes of fame:
“Psychologists say some will get over it.”
Awww mannn, they just took that a step too far if you ask me and are just being all baby bobo about it.
Simon Yau
Apr 28th, 2010
Amazing. My mind just melted.
Anupa
Apr 29th, 2010
all of this stuff is sooo boring. why try and make toronto another l.a.? we’re way fucking cooler than that.
Jef
Apr 29th, 2010
“Baggayy: Baggy, but with more vowels.” Baha!
Chris
May 3rd, 2010
These girls are FUCKING BORING. Seriously, if they need some crazy-ass people to make a reality show about, I know some, but this is weaksauce.
Jaclife is ridiculously lame!
May 16th, 2010
This show is STUPID!! BORING!!
These girls can’t get any lamer than this! …Try & get a real life Jaclyn & friends!…not one that’s been handed to u on a silver platter cuz daddy’s rich!!